How many bad actors we need to tell this story?

In this snarky-humble-open-letter (SPIN's David Marchese) begs -- 'Marky Mark, Won't You Please Come Back?'

'Talking about the Calvin Klein model-turned-rapper-and-then-turned-gaaak...'actor --(really you call that acting?)...

'Mr. Markys most recent efforts -- ('don't know anyone planning to waste their time or hard earned cash on todays dud Max Payne)...'moreover, never met anyone that would ever say in public: I'm going out to see a Mark-(y) Mark movie...'do you?

Marchese puts it to Walhberg like this -- 'In your last movie, The Happening, you played a science teacher scared of trees. The one before that was called We Own the Night. Your character got shot in the face. It's been hard watching you humbled.'

'Once upon a time, we needed stars to fill movie-seats. But, is that still true today? I think somewhere along the road that Hollywood ride bust a few flat tires.

Isn't it the same five actors (that you didn't want to see in the first place) ruining all the potentially good movies out there?...I know, I know, they say you need a known name to get a picture greenlight...

'Give us a little credit Mr. Hollywood: 'audiences have proven that we graduated to the fact that -- (while good acting is important)...

stories come first!

Source: SPIN Magazine / Blog